Saturday 10 November 2012

"Mr. Bond, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you." - Drax

Movie no 11
Moonraker
1979 - imdb (link)

James Bond investigates the mid-air theft of a space shuttle and discovers a plot to commit global genocide.

Cast

James Bond - Roger Moore

Villain - Sir Hugo Drax - Michael Lonsdale
Henchmen - Jaws - Richard Kiel
                - Chang - Toshiro Suga

Bondgirls - Dr Holly Goodhead - Lois Chiles
              - Corrine Dufour - Corrine ClĂ©ry
              
M - Bernard Lee
Moneypenny - Lois Maxwell
Q - Desmond Llewelyn
Minister of Defence Sir Frederick Gray - Geoffrey Keen

Director - Lewis Gilbert
Screenplay - Christopher Wood

Theme - "Moonraker" - Shirley Bassey


30 comments:

  1. Right then...love hate relationship with Moonraker.

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  2. First one I've actually been dreading. Surely my lowered expectations will make it better than I expect?

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  3. Proper stunts done by proper people though.

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    1. Not sure how anyone though this would be a good Bond song.

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  5. Strange delivery from Q there. Does he realise that it's the comb that has fine teeth and not that it's a comb for your teeth?

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  6. Michael Lonsdale is up there with Charles Gray; he keeps this film afloat.

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  7. Bond's life flashes before his eyes and all he gets is Q and a horses arse.

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  8. Nice to see that Q-branch have managed to get the safe-cracker smaller.

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  9. And the true low-point of this film...why in blue hell would Q-branch knock up a gondola hovercraft?!

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    1. Bond continues to keep a low profile in Venice...

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  10. And so the film begins to sink. The second 'what am I drinking' gags in a row looks positively subtle next to the double taking pigeon. There's no coming back from this.

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  11. Lois Chiles does not look like a woman who would have appreciated her character being called 'Goodhead'

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  12. Fun fact!
    The cable that Jaws bites through is made of liquorice.

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  13. For "cablecar scenes", see "skiing scenes"

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  14. Enter the true love interest.

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  15. Sir Rodge's winning streak has so ended

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  16. "You know what's cool? That Star Wars. Can we get some laser guns into our realistic(ish) spy series?"

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  17. Tempted to relegate Jaws for Kidd & Wint after this cartoon bullshit.

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  18. I mean, 10 hot women all coming out of the shadows to smile at me is pretty much a normal day but does everyone else not get slightly suspicious?

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    1. "When he arrives disctract him with an overwhelming choice of non-consenting women."

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  19. Menial henchman can, on the whole, pull of a boiler suit, whatever the colour. But they're always let down by their bosses dubious choice of ridiculous headwear for them.

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  20. Holly Goodhead. The best thing I can say about you is that when the apocalypse comes, you'd be a source of protein.

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  21. "James Bond. You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season."
    Love it.

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  22. Jaws turns good...extensive career of murdering for money all forgotten.

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  23. Jaws turning into a pussy-whipped bitch has made his position as favourite henchman seriously at risk.

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    1. I am so enraged my sentences don't make sense.

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  24. "Don't worry, they'll be alright. It's only 100 miles to....oh, nevermind"

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  25. One cracking one liner aside, terrible...truly terrible

    Favourites so far...

    Film: Live and Let Die
    Song: Goldfinger (Shirley Bassey)
    Hottest Bond girl: Honey Ryder (Ursula Andress)
    Best Bond girl: Major Anya Amasova (Barbara Bach)
    Villain: Kananga (Yaphet Kotto)
    Henchman: Jaws (The Spy Who Loved Me)
    Fight: Bond Vs Grant on the train (From Russia With Love)
    Stunt: The Croc Run (Live and Let Die)
    Pre Title Sequence: The Spy Who Loved Me
    Pun: “I think he’s attempting re-entry Sir” (Moonraker
    Locations: Live and Let Die
    Gadget: Magnet Watch (Live and Let Die)

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